this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] janAkali@lemmy.one 60 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 64 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.

Shit shower shave

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

With a bit of extra thought, you'd have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.

I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I'm clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.

[–] TurtleJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it's irrelevant.

[–] Patch@feddit.uk 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You might want to get that checked out if you haven't already... Or at least rethink your diet.

[–] ava@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

I've gotten myself checked multiple times and it's always the same result. IBS is such a bitch.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 10 months ago

Smoke before taking a dump?

Shaking my smh

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

If you take a shit after you shower, just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. I promise, the day isn't going to go up from that point.