this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] janAkali@lemmy.one 60 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.

Shit shower shave

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With a bit of extra thought, you'd have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.

I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I'm clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.

[–] TurtleJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it's irrelevant.

[–] Patch@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You might want to get that checked out if you haven't already... Or at least rethink your diet.

[–] ava@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

I've gotten myself checked multiple times and it's always the same result. IBS is such a bitch.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 1 year ago

Smoke before taking a dump?

Shaking my smh

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[–] Froyn@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hate that toilet. There's no little shelf for your comic book or to play army men on while you go.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

Where are you supposed to put your chocolate milk????

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does it even flush without a tank on the back?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You see that big ass block high up on the wall? That's the tank for flushing. It's connected to the toilet through that pipe

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Would suck to have to change the flapper in that contraption..

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

Wow what the fuck. That takes this to a whole new level for me.

And if you fall asleep you fall backward and crack your head open. Worst way to be found dead.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk 37 points 1 year ago

Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nightmare question, but did they just tie the toilet into the existing floor drain?!?!?

[–] Gregorech@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope there's a four inch line coming down from the upstairs neighbor, he likely has a similar time bomb for the guy below him.

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's human centipede: high rise apartment edition

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why? You could just orient it the other way and it would be fine.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It's so you can be sick in the sink.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A little bit closer and you can shit, shower, and shave all at the same time.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

It's doable just... messy.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

Having been in a few Turkish toilets with questionable sink/toilet proximity/orientation whilst unsure which end was going to go next, I have appreciated such convenient conveniences.

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[–] ElCanut@jlai.lu 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A poo with a view πŸ‘Œ

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if you sit on the toilet backwards like some sort of animal.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Dude where else do I put my comic book while pooping?

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[–] lucullus@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Honestly, rotating the toilet 90Β° would make this good. I learned that it has advantages being able to lean your head against the wall while shitting. Having salmonella a very small apartment in Tokyo made me appreciate that convenience.πŸ˜†

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[–] Konlanx@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is a super common bathroom layout in Hamburg. 1 out of 3 apartments has this.

[–] Freeman@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

With this toilet placement?!

[–] paurix@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

I've seen it with the toilet close to the wall. Wouldn't say its the badest of the bad real estate, but the toilet placement is a lil bit weird.

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[–] GigaWerts@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 1 year ago

it's like: "- hey, we forgot to build a bathroom! - No worries, I have an idea."

[–] Tweak@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

🎢 A fresh coat of paint, can hide the mould away 🎢

[–] HollandJim@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just missing the bidet for the full French effect

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Step over the toilet to get to the bidet. Step over the bidet to get to the shower.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago
[–] apis@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

That big waste pipe suggests the floor above may have jankier arrangements again.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

mine is really narrow like this, but the back of the toilet is on a 'long' wall, so it 'sticks out' instead. meaning you cannot sit straight on it without your knees hitting the wall. you have to step over it to get to the shower. and no window, or fan--or heat for that matter, either.

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

Thought this didn't look too bad until I saw the toilet

[–] storcholus@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That looks like a bathroom from a building around 1880-1910 that I have seen several times in GrΓΌnderzeit buildings in Germany

[–] Philipp@lemmy.loomy.li 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The Speisekammer 2/3 of the height under the window and entered from the kitchen is missing. But despite that it looks like the average Berlin Bathroom.

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[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Heyyy idid my bathroom the same and it actually looks ok if you have the curtain behind the toilet

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[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

With the wrong hangover you know someone's gonna take that toilet out when trying to get around it / forgetting it's there

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