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and people wonder why we say PHP is a meme (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Mookulator@wirebase.org 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why

[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To quote the guy who invented PHP:

"I don't know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language [...] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming language, I just kept adding the next logical step on the way."

[–] larvyde@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, PHP was originally meant to be a template language, like handlebars or thymeleaf, but kept on accumulating features along the way...

[–] ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 1 year ago

They didn't think about which order ternaries should compute in when they coded the php interpreter