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[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

It's actually the Jews who asked to pull it out because it sounds like Hamas

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

They call Hamas “Ham” to save time.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

And because they all secretly love pork even though it's haram.

[-] SkippingRelax@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I mean who doesn't like pork? If I had to pick one type of meat and that's all I'm allowed to eat for the rest of my life I'd choose pork

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Unpopular opinion: Pork over beef. Anyday.

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