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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Any proof? Kinda seems like major privacy violation if it sold our keystrokes like that.

[–] SinJab0n@mujico.org 11 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Cortana enhanced program, enhanced tipe writing, voice recognition. Maybe they don't sell it directly, but the register every move.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Again, proof? Articles? Anything? Pretty bold statement without evidence.

[–] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Source??? Source??? Source??????"

Whoa, somebody get this man 50ccs of Source before he goes into Source Withdrawal

[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's called trust but verify. Without proof you're just talking shit and wasting everyone's time and effort. But you know that because you're disingenuous, not stupid, right?

[–] sarsaparilyptus@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That point went about a mile above your head

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

Please, lower it for the rest of us then, because it just looked like you were being insulting for no reason from my end.

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