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[โ€“] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bold of then to assume movies by then won't be full-on advertisements for the most useless products that have a 90000% price markup. And that they'll last more than a minute as to accommodate the average attention span being so atrocious that focusing on anything will be impossible.

[โ€“] Vlhacs@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

It's already here. It's called the Michael Bay Transformer movies.