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The seven secrets of highly successful people (lemmy.world)
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Sandra Newman @sannewman

THE SEVEN SECRETS OF HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE

  1. Private school
  2. Legacy lvy admission
  3. Nepotism hire
  4. Seed capital from family
  5. Club memberships
  6. Personal assistant, nanny, ghost writer answer
  7. Journalists who ask, "What's your secret?" and uncritically publish the
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[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

"Always get ut at 3 AM, and get shit done"

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

then wipe, wash hands, and go back to bed

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 8 points 7 months ago

I did that yesterday, why am I not successful yet

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Or in Elon's case, "always get up at 3 am, tweet [xeet?] until I go back to sleep."

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 11 points 7 months ago

“Xcreet”

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