expatriado

mistakes like this tend to appear in hard to handle situations

relevant username

and the gears in my car's transmission

-- hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?

-- Only when you call it.

kitchen scale master race

are you a transformer?

i live in a different country and most of the day i speak a different language

my memory is toasted

what you get if you mix Terminator and Godzilla

LinkedIn only exist for me when looking for a job, definately not a place to stay, i am alergic to toxic positivity

she is 70, she can survive Trump

you need 5 spare parts pt cruisers to have one running pt cruiser