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Merge then review (programming.dev)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a relief because I thought I'd stumbled into LinkedIn Lunatics for a hot second.

[–] termus@beehaw.org 18 points 10 months ago

Linkedin is for lunatics. Just a bunch of goobers giving digital handjobs to each other.