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Merge then review (programming.dev)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] Blackthorn@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

I would fire you for incompetence and sabotage. Problem solved.