this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 73 points 1 year ago (5 children)

My horny ass was waiting til coworker and his wife asked to get fucked by op

[–] TheFonz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

A+ for the literary exercise. Authror played us like a fiddle. I still love these greentexts, even if they're fake. All good fun.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah I definitely thought it was either going into full threesome fantasy or that OP would get a boner or do some other high IQ move on the wife.

[–] rifugee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe they would have if op hadn't ran out! At least that's what I'm going to imagine...zip

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Same homie same

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Definitely looks like that’s where it could have gone.

[–] Gloomy@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wanted to give you an upvote, but you are at 69 right now an I couldn't bring myself to do it.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You might wanna try dating apps, its often easier than most would like to meet swingers and couples looking for their third, their unicorn. But negotiating a threesome is more difficult than most of them are ready for.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh you sweet bean. I really want to comment on this and not be dismissive. But I am quite old and very sexualy experimental. I'm polyam with two partners and I've been a bull for couples before. But thank you for trying to direct people that maybe less knowledgeable then myself. Keep being kind!

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Hehe. Keep living that awesome sex life!