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[โ€“] shittymorph@lemmy.world 267 points 1 year ago (28 children)

I used to work for a popular wrestling company, billionaire owner, very profitable, would write off any OSHA penalties as the 'cost of doing business' just as they did in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table

[โ€“] Gearheart@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

I want to believe.... but the morph has always been exactly.

"nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table."

But I want to believe...

Edit: looking back at previous shittymorph posts. Grammar, punctuation and delivery is at much higher standard... I'm sad ๐Ÿ˜ข. I'm hoping that I'm way way wrong. Can anyone reach out to shittymorph on reddit to confirm?

[โ€“] Gearheart@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Confirmed imposter. Sorry everyone. ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I assumed as much when the story didn't go on for at least three paragraphs first.

[โ€“] R4N63R@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Thank you for doing the research we all needed.

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