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this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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A micro meteoroid breeches the hull at sublight speed in transit.
Heat shields made by the lowest bidder, when landing.
Based SpaceX employees fail to stock the Habs with food/seeds, as a joke.
Ego-driven power struggle among the largest gathering of psychopathic narcissists in the Sol System.
Aliens.
Don't forget to control the spaceship with a 10 year old Madcatz controller!
With the cheapo dollar store AA batteries.
No Aliens. Aliens would be too cool for those folks. They should die in space where their obscene wealth cannot help them.
Kinda hoping for a Xenomorph or "The Thing" scenario.
Too quick and no opportunity for personal regret.
Nothing is scarier than the Xenomorph or “The Thing”.
Literal Nothing. The Vacuum of Space.
It wasn't as cool as you'd think, the aliens just fired an EMP at their ship
Aren't all speeds sublight speed?
I mean yes but maybe it's just really close to light speed.