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Anon analyzes her boyfriend's habits (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] EmoBean@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I envy his attention span.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

It might just be for background noice

...or they put it on when the partner left and clicked back to it when they came back, hiding their maraton jackoff session

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yea. I want to watch the Down the Rabbit Hole video about EVE Online but it's nearly 6 hours long. I know I'd just zone out after like 20 minutes.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

Psh, who wouldn't?