this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 78 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Being a stay-at-home boyfriend surely has its perks

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bring him where? He literally just stays at home.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 16 points 8 months ago
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

I guess you can do whatever all day. I wouldn't pick what they did, but still

[–] Shareiff@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’ve watched that video lol

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 46 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Here is the link, I have no idea of it is good, but start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad:

https://youtu.be/bw3lU5MX_zI?si=FnR-1s7eDRQi0qCv

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

I'm not gonna click that because, knowing myself, I would watch the whole thing, and I need to get some shit done today

[–] uis@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago
[–] Paradachshund 8 points 8 months ago

I love that this is real and exactly as described. 😅

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad

Future is amazing

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad

wtf kind of alien tech is this

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

yeah, there's a few audio glitches here and there but it's quite fun and digestable if taken in multiple sittings.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 49 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Fake: Anon implies they are a woman, but women don't use 4chan.

Gay: Anon, who was established to be a man per last point, has a boyfriend.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

Anon is a doomer femboy comfirmed?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Anon implies they are a woman

No?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think the picture of Mai is the implied part.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Anons use pictures of anime girls or whatever as their avatars all the time (or just as a random picture)

[–] EmoBean@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I envy his attention span.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

It might just be for background noice

...or they put it on when the partner left and clicked back to it when they came back, hiding their maraton jackoff session

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yea. I want to watch the Down the Rabbit Hole video about EVE Online but it's nearly 6 hours long. I know I'd just zone out after like 20 minutes.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

Psh, who wouldn't?

[–] Paradachshund 11 points 8 months ago

To be fair, badwater is a masterpiece of a map.

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Oh my gosh, this video is like Schrodinger sexism. Every time I watch it I switch between thinking it is sexist and thinking it isn't.

Am I bad at media analysis? Or is this legitimately hard to parse?

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Yeah, there's little context. I take it as ironic bc they're being stupid. The full video is just as back and forth but it's even more stupid.

[–] Soulg@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

The video itself is not. It's a parody of sexism.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now I want to watch that video too