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[โ€“] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to work as a maid, and tbh i still don't get it. Once a week id come by and there would be a pile of laundry a couple feet tall. Id just grab a six pack of smirnoff and knock out the entire pile in 4-5 loads over a couple hours, folded and all.

Tbh it was a ton of fun and super relaxing, I only stopped bc i built up a tolerance to smirnoff.

[โ€“] 257m@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I am sure there are other substances you could snort in a laundry room. No need for smirnoff when you can snort a line of Sunlight.