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In GTA, at least in Vice City, if you shoot the moon with the sniper rifle, the moon changes size π
This works in real-life, too. Try it tonight!
To the idiots that will try this, don't. There is a small chance your bullet will kill someone. It has to end up somewhere. No, it can not make it passed the Stratosphere... I mean.. bullet always come back down.
It's a valid point. My only counter-point: come on, do it, pussy.
What are you, fuckin' chicken?
Only libtards don't shoot at the moon!
Doesn't that depend on how much accelerant you use?
Nah, bullets don't go anywhere near escape velocity. Escape velocity is ~11.2km/s and the fastest bullets (FAR faster than most) only go ~4000f/s, which is barely over~1.2km/s.
Any bullet that is shot up will come back down, and not terribly far away, either. Even the biggest artillery systems only have barely over 100km range.
What if my gun is a multi kilometre long railgun?
You're compensating for something.
The US government tried that a long while back... The company Spinlaunch is currently working on yeeting stuff into orbit with a centrifuge... So yes, some unusual methods can work.
The moon isn't at escape velocity either (source: It's still there).
Doesn't really change the numbers probably, but you'd need a little less than 11.2 km/s to reach the moon.
Wrong, that is not how orbital mechanics work. The moon IS below escape velocity, but it's orthogonal to the force of gravity. It also has a 240000 mile head start on getting away, yet it's STILL not escaping while traveling over 1km/s.
Shooting a bullet straight up, you would have to shoot faster than escape velocity for it to even reach the moon when using simple ballistic calculations.
There is A LOT of energy in those thousands upon thousands of miles.
That's what Elon Musk truly try to accomplish with starlink.
It's the same way irl.
You just need a gun about 10 meters wide
You can also use a low gravity cheat, get into a rhino tank, turn the gun backwards and continuously shoot so the tank starts floating.
In gta3, that was my favorite way to get between the islands after picking up misty. Then my older brother showed me where the banshee spawned and I never needed the tank again. Game sometimes got wonky and left the low gravity on for NPCs. Made cop chases a lot of fun
I know right?! Haha, fun times!