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[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Stupid tip.

You don't need to exhale when your initial breath was taken at the surface - this is a requirement when scuba diving as you are breathing compressed air.

And the bends is an accent speed thing, not a holding breath thing.

Do walleyes go down to 50 feet?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 year ago

I would recommend to avoid taking your last breath at surface level, but instead take it 50 feet deep once you are completely submerged in water. The air is very wet down there, don't be surprised.

This has been taught to me by a life-long observation of walleyes, who never make this stupid mistake.

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah previous reddit user here. Pretty OBVIOUS this is considering a breath is taken before exiting the vehicle at a depth of 50m. This is simple high school physics. Let me use chatgpt to write some kindve algorithm to help grow my ego:

p(z) = 1 atm + (1.2 kg/m^3)(9.8 m/s^2)(-50 m)

Ill check back for my up votes and await my reddit gold. /s

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 5 points 1 year ago

LoL love the touch of using chatGPT to write their response for them.

The lamest way to barely participate in a conversation but still expect praise.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Previous MySpace enjoyer here. Dimensional analysis for the second part of your right-hand sum would be in kg•m-3•m•s-2•m = kg•m-1•s-2 which is indeed a pressure, so this must be true, as my many years of not doing any serious physics anymore tend to prove.

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I miss myspace, with its music autoplaying and everything. But at least we still have each other