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[–] bostonbananarama@lemmy.world 161 points 11 months ago (3 children)

How does the saying go:

The beauty of their women and the taste of their food has made the British the best sailors in the world.

[–] joneskind@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Thank you very much for the laugh!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I love the fact they conquered half the world, took their spices and don't fucking use them.

[–] Shepstr@feddit.uk 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 10 points 11 months ago

I just buy grama masala for pure decoration. I mean what else am I going to do with it? Pour it on plain toast?!

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

They have marmite, no need for more flavour

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's like the observation that many astronauts come from the US state of Ohio. Because they want to get as far away as possible.

(Michigander here, we love you Ohio, really we do!)

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Californian here, y'all are basically SCPs to me. Especially the Yoopers.