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I've been using git for 20 years and have no idea how it works. Probably will be the next things I will do a deep dive into.
Git isn't even that old. It was first publicly released in 2005. Unless you're literally Linus Torvalds, it's impossible to have used it that long. And I assume Linus does have a pretty good idea of how it works.
Oh, shit. You got me. It's me, Linus.
What's up?
Do you really have no idea how git works?
Please sign your response with the GPG key for torvalds@kernel.org or I'm going to call BS.
I wrote it so much time ago I forgot.
-- Linus
Sounds like you forgot how to write proper English along with that.
Hope you're doing okay, bud. Try not to work so hard.
Sorry, my native language is Finnish.
Of course it is. Silly me, how could I forget.
How do you say "Please sign your comment with the GPG key for torvalds@kernel.org" in Finnish? Google Translate says "Allekirjoita kommenttisi GPG-avaimella osoitteeseen torvalds@kernel.org", is that correct?
Yes but my Finnish email is torvaldsen@kernelttisi.orgen
Lol, Google translate is wild
This one must be the person recruiters have in mind when they list multiple years of experience with technology that just came out in their job postings.
That reminds me of certain a Reddit or Twitter post some time ago where a recruiter literally told the creator of a certain library / framework that he didn't have the required amount of experience to get the job.