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What do you use Vaseline for? (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 year ago by noob@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I have a tub of Vaseline and have hardly scratched the surface. I'm curious whether anyone uses it for anything other than their lips.

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[–] Offlein@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts. She'll make you breakfast; she'll make you toast. But she don't use butter. And she don't use cheese. She don't use jelly, or any of these.

She uses Vaseline.

Vaseline.

[–] greendakota99@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

Is it you? Is it me? Search for things that you can’t see.

[–] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

A new Lemmy version of a_poem_for_your_sprog spotted

[–] frogfruit@discuss.online 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those are song lyrics. She Don't Use Jelly by The Flaming Lips

[–] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Oh my bad!!

[–] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If only. We can dream.