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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] lars@programming.dev 33 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church.

It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn't want to be late to service.

[–] thebuoyancyofcitrus@beehaw.org 19 points 10 months ago

What you're entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what's a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 months ago

Probably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

God made them do it!