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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] teft@startrek.website 444 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (39 children)

Yeah, pigs don't like to be corrected. Or made to look like they don't know what they're doing.

[–] tquid@kbin.social 267 points 11 months ago (25 children)

And they absolutely hate ever doing anything about bicycle theft in particular.

[–] lars@programming.dev 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I reported my bike stolen in college and I got a call the next day that they had found it parked in front of a nearby church.

It was stolen on a Sunday. I guess someone didn't want to be late to service.

[–] thebuoyancyofcitrus@beehaw.org 19 points 11 months ago

What you're entering the third act of your love story and you have to get to the church in time to break up the wedding and declare your love, what's a little bike theft? The universe will take care of it.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 months ago

Probably added the theft to the sins they were confessing that day as well.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

God made them do it!

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