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Imma try

I'm playing a kobold artificer who used to be a wild magic sorcerer, before a wild magic surge blew up his left arm and leg and severed his connection to the weave

Two good: I heard he made his own prosthetic limbs, I heard he used to be a powerful sorcerer

Two bad: I heard he blew up his school by accident, I heard he killed his teacher

One false: I heard he blew up his school on purpose