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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)
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[โ€“] null@slrpnk.net 54 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (99 children)

But you will see the event happen though.

Not with a binary search.

Edit: just collapse this thread and move on. Cosmic Cleric is an obvious troll.

[โ€“] tryagain@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Well now I HAD to read the thread

What an absolute weirdo.

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