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Inm looking at you Typescript dev (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

So that next time your coworker uses the wrong type, the compiler can scream at him: "NO I WONT COMPILE THIS YOU DUMBASS, LOOK JOHN SAID ON LINE 863 THAT IT SHOULD BE A DOUBLE, NOT A FLOAT FOR FUCK SAKE"

[–] jflorez@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell me you are a Java dev without telling me you are a a Java dev 😂

[–] mark@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

As a JS dev, I can only wish we had those types 🥲

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

you can still have that without having to declare the type manually. check out Swift or OCaml for example