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Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months (www.theonion.com)
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[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife and dog are permanently camped out under our Kotatsu table+blanket.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's either a very big table or a very small wife.

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

It's a "tall" kotatsu. So more like a small dining table than a low coffee table.