Flashlight: O-Light Baton 3
Knife: Benchmade Barrage Mini
Watch: Casio AE1200WH-1A aka "The Royale"
Keys: some Kershaw keychain knife I can't remember the name of, phillips and flathead screwdrivers, guitar pick, sim tool, handcuff key
Wallet: a big rubber band from some broccoli
Bracelet: vegetarian leather studded wrist cuff from Studs and Spikes
Not pictured: Motorola Edge+ 5G smartphone
@brb @MrJameGumb [3/3] Lastly, about knives...
I don't suggest the use of a knife for self defense. The winner of a knife fight is the one that bleeds out in the ambulance, and most people aren't trained in how to avoid that. Most of the weapon-y looking pocketknives people post are strictly there as tools!
If we're being honest, they're mostly for opening boxes, letters, cutting fruit, little mundane things. The swiss army knife is the world's most popular style of pocketknife for a reason :)