Meat eaters all have the same 3 jokes and they're all retarded. Embrace the possibility of not having a permanently soft dick and start eating plants.

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But... we do eat plants...

[–] BassaForte@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hell yeah, salad is a great side dish for steak.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yup, that's one of the three jokes, you got it bud

[–] BassaForte@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's literally not a joke though, but I mean feel free to keep getting offended that people enjoy meat.

[–] swan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fr what’s with all the vegan pushing on this website lol. It’s like trying to push your religion on someone, Just let them live their life and focus on yourself

[–] BassaForte@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Well said, 100%

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Exactly 👍.

[–] alcamtar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We just use animals to pre-process our plants

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Good one 🤣.

[–] DrZaious@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm enlightened, I eat both meat and plants.

[–] CorruptBuddha@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Can this power be taught?

[–] Robbsen1@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

So brave 👏

[–] CorruptBuddha@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Keto jacked my libido thank you very much! I could probably murder an elk with my dick.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Embrace the possibility of not having a permanently soft dick and start eating plants.

I exclusively eat meat and I suffer from priapism. So ha! 😤