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If only there were something like Level 0 Spells... oh well.
Sneezing and farting?
Cantrips
Tomayto, tomahto
What's that? It's not in my Player's Handbook.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Player%27s_Handbook#/media/File%3APlayersHandbook8Cover.jpg
Sorry, no cantrips for you, grandpa
1e? They are in the UA 1st edition, campaings by Ed Greenwood and in official AD&D supplements
It's in Pathfinder.
So farting and glitter.
Id like to use my reaction to change underwear
Mage hand, friends, minor illusion... yeah I'm drinking some tea.
Back in my day, cantrips weren't free.
And the slots didn't scale with the casting stat, so any wizard worth their guano would have more first level spells per day than cantrips
Which you gotta admit it's utter bullshit.
Too bad the cantrips they chose were Prestidigitation, Message, and Dancing Lights