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Anon is suspicious of his gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

She's def up to something. When my wife of 12 years starts being extra nice I'm wondering wtf she's up to.

Some of you are oblivious to sarcasm by the way

[–] Mannimarco@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

People can't read your intented tone, without clarification there is no way to know if you're serious or not How people don't understand that is beyond me

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She wants another gun/tool/classic car/Video Game Console to add to the collection. Thats the catch!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I tell you, it's always something with her. Guess I'll go get a new gaming PC to keep her happy...