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Fill in the gaps (startrek.website)
submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 89 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Or maybe the bachelorette party made her realize that simple pleasures were meaningless compared to her deep love for her partner, and she couldn't stand being single a moment longer, and so they ran off and eloped that very night.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

Damn, thank you. Needed some unforseen positive.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Or she had riveting sexual intercourse with 4 people in bunny costumes and realized she's a furry!