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Anon buys a watch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the only alternative is to piss off your S.O. by asking if they've seen it and then they'll find it instantly

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Or your dad, if you're my kids.