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White Man Can’t Help But Feel Like Spanish Music Playing In Department Store Is Talking About Him (www.theonion.com)
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[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hablame como pequito nino

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What'd you say about me?!

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

El pato

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Su madre...
...vaca!

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

La bibliotecha

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Donde esta el banyo?

[–] Darkncoldbard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Que es la lengua del Ohio?

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Estoy LemmyFeed, muchacho.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Woah, you just made me realize that there are two different "I am" in Spanish. The one you used is for saying you are at a place, doing something, or a status (eg tired, happy, etc). If you want to say that you are a thing, then you would use "soy".

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Es muy tarde, ¿No deberías estar en la cama?

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

así mismo, mami. ¡regañame!

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No entiendo estoy. Como se dice, "too many words"?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Que dijiste de mi madre?