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[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

New electronics smell so good though. I'm OK to lose a couple hours of my life expectancy to enjoy that, in moderation.

[–] fuckstick@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Right? Skip the kidney failure and go right to the front of the line