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Alternate take: Buy an Android phone and use your green bubble to weed trash people out of your life.
Is there a way to get the green bubbles if you use an iPhone?
Yeah, you can disable iMessage in the Messages settings.
The funny thing is a lot of people in Europe do this anyway because imessage is incompatible with everything else, and for some reason no one cares about message bubble color in Europe.
Pro-tip: I stuck a sticker of a large banana on the back of my android.
Everyone's a fan of a big banana.
I have no mouth and I must scream.
I am no longer a fan of big banana
Who hurt you
Unlike the others, as someone who hates bananas, this is how I perceive all bananas. Except my perception is far worse.