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Embarrassed Family Drags Screaming, Sobbing Dad Away From Home Depot Rake Section
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this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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I am that man and I am not ashamed.
Yeah. I almost swallowed the Onion on this one.
"I wasn't that undignified, and haven't they got anything better to report on?!"
I like rakes, and I need time to pick the right one...