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Embarrassed Family Drags Screaming, Sobbing Dad Away From Home Depot Rake Section (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

I like to hide in the big spaces in the shelves and go rawr as people walk by.