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Anon asks a girl out (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You had me at the "just do it" part.

But you lost me at the "hot cousin" part.

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

These are my favorite comments, like a mini Norm Macdonald joke.

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Maybe we should ask them to share a picture. It might depend on how hot the cousin is!