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Uproar as after-school Satan club forms at Tennessee elementary school (www.theguardian.com)
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Community members in a Tennessee school district want to banish Satan from their children’s halls after the formation of a new club was announced.

The After School Satan Club (ASSC) wants to establish a branch in Chimneyrock elementary school in the Memphis-Shelby county schools (MSCS) district.

Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9594849

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[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Better than an after-school christian club ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] athos77@kbin.social 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well, the reason for the after school Satan club was that they had a pre school Christian club.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Breakfast with God, dinner with the Devil!

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

How most Christians naturally react through the day due to coping mechanisms that rely on a being that isn't real and can do nothing for you lol.

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, and I'd wager it's better than an after-school christian club.