The Onion

4777 readers

1194 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

seahorse@midwest.social

pbrisgreat@midwest.social

413

Prequel Depicts Young Willy Wonka Using Rich Father’s Investment To Buy Already-Successful Chocolate Factory (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/theonion@midwest.social

26 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Froyn@kbin.social 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's not a true Wonka movie until they start killing off kids. It's a low bar, haven't seen this version, hoping they clear it in glorious Wonka fashion.

[–] smock9@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Depends on what you believe about Snowpiercer https://youtu.be/jEX52h1TvuA?si=_fq8mzV8saPiFElz

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago

Funding education: Willy Wonka no

Child murder: Willy Wonka yes