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Anon works at dominos (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I drove delivery for years. The thing about the soda is so true that if I forgot your soda, I would just drive to the nearest convenience store, and grab whatever you wanted, eating the cost since you probably tipped me more than that soda costs. The faster I get to my next order the better off I am. Takes way too long to go back to the store for the "free" sodas.