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Harvard Scientist Says He's Found a Cocktail That Can Reverse Aging in Human Cells (www.sciencealert.com)

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A team led by famed Harvard Medical School anti-aging researcher David Sinclair has just published a paper that shows a mix of chemicals are capable of reversing cellular aging...

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[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They will move to subterranean refuges and keep their everlasting bodies connected to the metaverse.

[–] lozunn@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So... this is what hell was referring to all along?

evil people: check
underground: check
everlasting: check
~~metaverse~~ torment: check

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, if I had to spend some hundred years in that fun-less wii loby controlled by the Zuck...

Which is a great plot for Black Mirror. Netflix, call me.