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[โ€“] Murais@lemmy.one 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My friend got by on 7 years in Germany only knowing

"Ein bier, bitte."

and

"Willst du fich mich?"

[โ€“] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Most likely they were using them in the opposite order there, and the beer glass helped ice the swelling.