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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Or you sleep with a bunch of managers

Edit... I typed work, you damn phone. Or maybe I'm tired and need sleep

I mean, it would be somewhat on-brand for her

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago

Well when it comes to personal trainers this works