Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 years ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they always squeal. 🐽

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[–] LemmyTryThisOut@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And they'll shoot your dog.

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And throw you in a cage. 🐷🚨

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 0 points 2 years ago

And rape you.