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Joe Rogan Mistakenly Blasts Biden’s Mental Fitness Over Something Trump Actually Said (variety.com)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by ZeroCool@feddit.ch to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One of the most punchable throats in media makes nonsensical noises. Film at eleven.

[–] Wrench@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Dude doesn't even have a neck. He literally has one of the least punchable throats.

Edit - he's like a turtle with his head retracted. Just a forehead sticking out of a wide torso

[–] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

All glans, no shaft.