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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not hard to believe. He did once enter Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Too bad that one aide didn't get the memo and told him about the cheeto dust on his mask when he was touring the factory