hOrni

joined 1 year ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

Imagine visiting JD in his home, and he's like, "I'll be ready in a moment, go sit on the couch" and You have to tell him, in the least awkward voice as You can "it's fine, I'll stand".

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 16 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)

Imagine a candidate spilling bullshit like "Haitian immigrants are eating the dogs". That would be hilarious.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Isn't it standard knowledge? You unroll the tube trying to separate the layers as thinly as possible, then you crumple them as much as possible so they are less harsh and use them as normal.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

You cannot lose something you never had.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Kamala seems like someone who can make a bang on spaghetti. Trump eats his steaks well done.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Me too. I'm gonna watch it now.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You are spot on. Wet Mad Max is the best way to describe this movie.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Which is why mandatory minimums exist.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ever watched Bladerunner?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

As if the second was that interesting.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

They could hang a STOP sign between the antlers, that would be funny.

 

I almost puked while preparing this from the smell alone. Went to the trash after two bites.

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