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[-] Ataraxia@sh.itjust.works 51 points 6 months ago

I mean it says meat, not a whole living chihuahua. I'm sure a whole one would be dangerous.

[-] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

They're not wrong. I put bacon in the microwave and haven't gotten sick from it. Usually I just sicken those around me.

[-] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I got sickened reading this.

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Microwave bacon is acceptable, but not ideal.

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

You can make the bacon more crispy if you layer the bacon between sheets of aluminum foil.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

NOT IN THE MICROWAVE

(I'm guessing this was a joke lol)

E: actually now that I think about it you're not wrong lmao

[-] voidMainVoid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

And you can throw your phone in there to recharge it, too!

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

That sounds like a great way to make crinkly bacon

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

You're sickening me all the way over here.

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 6 months ago

A whole chihuahua is more dangerous outside a microwave than inside.

[-] PorkTaco@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

To the Chihuahua

[-] PastyWaterSnake@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Cook your own dog? No child should ever have to do that. Dogs should be raw! And living!

[-] HelloHotel@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago
[-] PastyWaterSnake@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Thanks! Glad to be here

this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
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